every spring, a bird the size of a loaf of bread decides that you, personally, are the problem. the magpie side-eye tee puts that judgement on the front: a vintage naturalist illustration of an australian magpie, giving you the exact look it gives everyone in a bike helmet between august and october. it knows what you did. it has not forgotten. OR you've done as I did, and made friends with the family. that doesn't stop mum from standing at the window starting at you while you're working, with the eyes of hades. but she does love me. really.
printed to order in Australia on soft, premium AS Colour cotton tees.
allow 7-10 days (usually on its way at 5-8 days).
Frequently Asked Questions
Why is f*this on Etsy now?
We love doing f*this but the shopify platform is a bit expensive for hobbyists. We're gutted about all the time we put into the website and hope we can revive it in the near future. In the mean time, we're delivering the same tees, using same printer and slowly expanding the product range.
Over time I'll be adding downloads that you'll be able to use on your own merch (recycling??) and adding more stickers.
The aim here is to be agile *vom* and print tees when we feel the need to express our feelings. We're still going to be doing that.
Can I sell your design on my own gear?
Well, no. Unless..... you purchase a commercial license. Drop us message and tell us what you'd like to do.
Sizing details
Our designs are ...designed... to go straight on to an adult sized garment. At 300 DPI it'll fit the standard t-shirt print area of 38.1 x 45.7 cm (15″ x 18″) at 100% scale.
This will be right for most POD printers and your print at home set ups.
Wholesale availability
Yes, we do do that. We just haven't automated it on etsy quite yet. Drop us a message or send an email to amanda [at] fthis.com.au.
Custom and personalised orders
Yep, no problem! If the listing doesn't offer it just drop us a message.
What format do you use for electronic files?
All our files are PNG. They're ready for printing. Give us a shout if you'd like something different.
What happens after I pay for a download? How do I get my order?
It's an auto download and email. You'll have access almost immediately.
Why are your designs more expensive than other stuff on etsy?
Well, mostly because they're not AI slop. We don't claim to be the best designers or the most technically proficient. But we do spend real human hours trying to get things right.
Why so sweary?
It's just how we feel rn.
Does f*this use AI?
No.